Monday, December 14, 2009
testing 1,2,3..
Monday, November 23, 2009
eh, eh out of blue bley plak sign in kan?lame nak mampos aku xhapdet..(lor..cam ler ader org nk bacer entry aku nih kn?)rase rendu plak nk membebel tapi da bley sign in pon still cam senget gak..k lah SEKIAN..xyah nk membebel bebanyak..name pon testis kan???eh, testing..
Read more...mr.Serber yg senget..
Sunday, October 11, 2009
umah terkangkang..
Friday, October 2, 2009
TREMOR..
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Meoowww...
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
bek plak aku tgk kucing tuh dok jer sblah dier..
ske ler tuh..
Rayer 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
with my bebeh..i lap u abang..( taik lalat manis kat bawah pipi tuh..i like..encem en.somi aku..)
with mak + ayah (asal lar mak aku tuh monyok jer..Oow..ayah da nk blk esok yer..)
My happy Family..(hepi ker?..ala cian laki aku terselit kat belakang..meh cni bang..meh..dok sblah )
ha baru betol abg dok sbelah..ala..atiq plak xder..(atiq tukang amik gambau plak..da ler die sorg baju kaler len..cian die)
adik teruna aku afiq & atiq mengediks berposing..
bibin + Ajul
angah + bibin
aku pon nk mengedik gak(koya pompuan nih)..
cam acara tahunan plak adik aku 3 org nih mesti time rayer amik gambau kat moto..aku pon x paham ape motif dieorg..
raye ke2, anak aku still pakai baju melayu e'eh nk p jln lagi, mana mama n baba nih?
lmbt betol..
ala da bogel da anak aku..lmbt sgt nk g jln rayer..(kasot xbley tanggal..mau mengamok mamat nih..kalo bley tdo pon pakai kasot..konpius aku..time pegnen dulu aku gile kasot ker?aku g keje pon bedal pakai slipar jamban..)
turaa..ganti baju len sebelom jln..
notagedik:xdpt nk wat entry rayer kat kelantan..sumer gambau kat SIL..
notagedik2:skunk aku da pandai nk wat tupat palas n wat tapai..hehe..
Besday abg plak..
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Heppi Besday Angah..
Monday, September 21, 2009
Friday, September 18, 2009
"May Allah Rahmat Shine upon U & Ur Family on this Eid Ul Fitr..May Ur Home filled with happiness and Good Cheer"
Salam Aidilfitri ikhlas dari aku anak beranak...
Rayer Feva!!
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
3 Tahun daaah...
Friday, September 4, 2009
arini 4/9/2009 genap 3 thn da aku keje kat gomen..mekacih yer gomen sbb bg aku keje..mcm2 yg jadi spjg 3 thn..ekceli aku jumper en.somi pon kat cni..(hehe)tringat 1st time aku lapor diri kat cni,aku sgt2 xske..ape2 pon thanks yerkengkawanku (u noe who u are..<-ko igt ko artis ke) sbb bagi semangat kt aku(pdhal kerani jer..poyos pompuan nih)..Ayah, skarang br along tau manyak pekdah nyer msk gomen dr swasta dulu..ape2 pon sgt bersyukur..
notagedik:igt ms baru keje aku bley gado ng bapak aku..kkkaaaaah..(mangang kan?)
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Thursday, September 3, 2009
kan smalam en.somi sudah pulang kepangkuan aku..(ngee...)
presenting....(ceh!gedik..)
sebelom bakau, tabur2 cheese ng suka ati..(patotler mok)
selimot dulu pakai foil...
turrraaa!
siap sedia untuk dimasukkan dlm tembolok aku..gggrrrr...(pesal aku amik gambau view atas?patot amik dr side view.. yg siap2 da potong pon aku x spmt amik gambau ..ermm..lantakler..)selain tuh aku yg terlebey rajin wat mashed potato n coleslaw..
mashed potato(siler abaikan bekas berkenaan..ye tuan2 & puan2 tuh bekas makanan anak aku)
coleslaw(aku simbah pakai thousand island jer)
uik?pesal ader spaghetti nih(hehe..request of the day en.somi sebab ade kuah daging lebey..ermm..tp menatang tuh keras skit sbb aku rebos xcukup time..)
kerana kaseh n cinta pada isteri nyer yg chomel nih..(siler muntah ijau..ekceli comel tu lebey refer kpd sbb musabab bini die mok mok) nmpk sgt en.somi chentakn aku..belikan kueh akok,beko & bahulu(bahulu tiada di dlm gambau) kueh2 tuh mmg wajibul aku telan bile aku balek klantan..plg sedap..
beh dabba!(kater en somi ku)
-sekian-
notagedik:semua terbongkang kekenyangan
notagedik2:kalo tekak mmg kampong mkn western nih mmg ler xblry terima makanan cmnih..aku ng adik aku mual pas melantak penoh nafsu..
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Tuesday, September 1, 2009
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Pizza!pizza!
Friday, August 28, 2009
My site is worth...
Thursday, August 27, 2009
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aku faham..
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Im happy for my frens..
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
hepi besday 26th to me..
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Pose dah sok..
Friday, August 21, 2009
Do'a malaikat Jibril menjelang Ramadhan " "Ya Allah tolong abaikan puasa ummat Muhammad, apabila sebelum memasuki bulan Ramadhan dia tidak melakukan hal-hal yang berikut:
* Tidak memohon maaf terlebih dahulu kepada kedua orang tuanya (jika masih ada);
* Tidak berma'afan terlebih dahulu antara suami isteri;
* Tidak bermaafan terlebih dahulu dengan orang-orang sekitarnya.
Maka Rasulullah pun mengatakan Amiin sebanyak 3 kali. Dapatkah kita
bayangkan, yang berdo'a adalah Malaikat dan yang meng-amiinkan adalah
Rasullullah dan para sahabat , dan dilakukan pada hari Jumaat.
Oleh itu SAYA TERLEBIH DAHULU MEMOHON MAAF jika saya ada berbuat kesalahan, baik yang tidak di sengaja maupun yang di sengaja , semoga kita dapat menjalani ibadah puasa dengan khusyuk, diberkati dan dirahmati Allah S.W.T, insyaallah.
semekom...
Thursday, August 20, 2009
2nd Anniversary
Monday, August 17, 2009
Men Bowling..
Friday, August 14, 2009
laki ku yg menten ensem sebelom baling bola dlm 'longkang'..(laki bini same jer tangan xbedong ms kecik2)
anak aku yg menten kiut..(molot xpenah tutop..mlopong tgk mak die yg cm org giler meroyan baling bola asik masok longkang)
pelik tgk mak die mengilai cm mak lampir..(owh,pes time mak die baling strike!mesti xcaye..ceh 2 games skali je aku strike..)
sangat same mak n anak,tang bibir..tebai!
yeeaaa!!!no.4!no.4!geng aku,anak dare Ct n BB yg kiut(anak teruna aku da stat tepeng hamper tuh..waa..heaven byk jajan)
ttp nk pegang plastik hamper tuh
pas men bowling,sempat singah jap kat kete henjut2 nih..pantang nmpk jer kete henjut2 nih nk nek semedang..seb bek singgit ko..
im back..
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Penipu!
Monday, August 3, 2009
kale itam pepel..rege?RM550..(tuh pon da lebey bajet adik aku even lebey RM50..)
Mlm tuh pas charge adik aku yg jantan C atiq pon try ler nk dengau lagu dlm henpon tuh..aik?pelik..x der sound lsg ko..munyik keypad pon xdengau..adik aku try call pon xder munyik..pdhal volume da kasik plg kuat skali..ke henpon ni mmg jenis xder sore..abes aku adik badik godek2 Henpon tuh..en somi pon aku suh godek2..biler tgk bateri dan aksesori die nmpk sgt cm AP..buat pengetahuan, mmg kiteorg sgt ler xarip ng Henpon2 nih..wether ori @ AP, so org mmg bley sng2 kenching..aku xpenahnye beli henpon..kalo tgk henpon aku konpem pengsan..ng keypad xde nk tekan siap cocok gune pensel Cian Bibin..Frust nonggeng adik aku..hangen satu bdn kena tipu..So, ari ahad tuh aku ng adik aku Angah n Bibin p blk MINES,before serang kiosk mangang tuh kiteorg p kedai sony ericsson..seb bek ler bdk2 kat c2 sgt ler baek ati nk tlg cek henpon adik aku..(thanks yer dik) Sah ler mmg henpon tuh AP!eh, bley bdk montel tuh nipu kn?pdhl awal2 lagik aku mintak henpon ori!bdk2 kedai sony tuh ajau kiteorg cmner nk cek henpon tuh ori ker x..siap potostet original sony nyer warranty bagi kiteorg..kirenyer ilmu dah penoh didada br brani menyerang kiosk tuh..
mase smp kios tuh bdk montel tuh xder..yg ader big Boss, n 2 org pekerja die yg len..smp2 teros adik aku tanye henpon tuh AP @ ori kt boss dieorg? ng muke slamber bdk yg baju merah jwb "ori ma"aik?die plak nyampok..smbl godek2 henpon adik aku..sah ler mmg xder sound lsg..lamer gak dieorg godek sane godek cni last2 dieorg admit mmg henpon tuh rosak..then nk ganti baru..tapi still mengaku henpon tuh ori.. tibe2 time tgh bos dieorg godek2 henpon tuh(henpon len yg die tukar baru) bdk montel tuh dtg..apelagik adik aku angah yg tgh hangen tuh teros jer serang.. tau per dier ckp?mmg henpon tuh ori tapi ori AP!muke die?mmg cm kambing kene ujan..KANTOI ler tuh..bley dier ckp cmtuh nk defence diri sendirik tp xbley?helow..smlam bkn aku mintak yg ori ker?bdk montel tuh terkedu..xbley nk ckp ape2..kalo tgk muke die time tuh mmg nmpak sgt muke KANTOI!Adik aku pon teros terosan menyerang bebudk tuh..at last dieorg ngaku salah dieorg..tuh pon bdk baju merah tuh yg tolong setelkan..tp yg saket ati dieorg still nk bg yg AP?aik?PK kiteorg ni bodo sgt ?kalo amik AP lagik same jer cite nyer..skali terkena mau lagik TADAH..biler mintak plg blk duit dieorg ckp kene cut 30%!weh,gilos nk amik smp rm satu rat lebey..kuang asam betol..dieorg still nk CEKIK kiteorg lagik..mmg cm HAMPEH!!..setelah hampir 2jam kiteorg bertekak, at last dieorg bagi henpon len series W380i wane pepel gak..rege lebey krg..tp aku xtau ler rege tuh mmg rege sebenau henpon tuh atau x.. tp angah kate xper asalkan ori..pas da cek2 semua nyer ori, sbelom blah bdk2 tuh say sorry smbl salam ng angah..CEH!
Nota gedik:dah ler PENIPU leh nk CEKIK lagik..
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tagged lagik..seb bek aku takde keje..
Friday, July 31, 2009
Tag Kenangan zaman kecik-kecik
Nama penuh : Nuur Jannah binti Zaid
Tarikh lahir : 23 Ogos 19831(ni nk bagi adiah sebeday ke?)
Tempat lahir : Hospital Besar Melaka
Tempat anda dibesarkan : Kg Air Baning (nogori)& Kg Tg Bidara(melake)(aku bdk kampong tau)
Soalan2nya ialah
1.Siapakah nama kawan rapat anda sewaktu kecil?
aku nye kwn kazen2 jer..pahtu bile pindah umah, kwn aku 2 org jer Siti & Aboy (ni abg siti.abg dia nih ensem woo..seb bek aku x kawen ng die..huhu)
2. Apakah permainan masa kecil yang anda ingat?
lompat getah zero point-polis en3 one 2 jaga-rounders-bola cap-konda kundi-sembunyi2-main tikam-baling tin-selipar 3-guli-gasing-pondok2-masak2(sowy ye en john malas nk taip..ngeee...)
3.Kalau anda bergaduh dengan kawan anda..apakah kata kata yang anda nyatakan pada mereka?
jobar!(ni base mendeleng korg bkn paham pon)
4.Di kawasan manakah yang menjadi tempat faveret anda bermain?
dlm utan, sungai (shiok woo sbb rase cm rambo) & dpn umah aku jer..
5.Apakah cita cita anda masa kecil?
dlm kad penyata aku tulis : arkitek @ engineer (da amik kos nih, tp xabes ngaji pdn muke!)
6.Apakah kartun atau rancangan tv yang anda gemari dan masih ingat sampai sekarang?
semua jenis otomen....moro attack-gaban-suria perkasa itam,flashmen,maskmen tomatomen shioook..
7.Makanan ringan apakah yang akan anda borong di kedai?
bapak aku xbg mkn tapi aku slalu curik2 mkn supering..
8.Nyatakan seorang rakan zaman kanak kanak anda yang anda teringin sangat nak jumpa sekarang..
kalo blk kg aku jumper jer..
9.Apakah gelaran anda masa kecik?
smp skarg along pastuh temal <-yg nih ayah aku panggil
10.nyatakan seberapa banyak rakan bloger anda yg anda ingin tau zaman kanak kanaknya..
kan aku ckp xdo org nk layan aku yg senget nih..
pes taim wat tagged
Thursday, July 30, 2009
aku malas mende nih tapi aku boring sementara nk tggu meeting pukol semilan krg laaaayan jele ye en. john..
Two names you go by?
Jay & jane(ni john je panggil aku)
Are you in a Relationship?
eh, mmg ler lebai aku kan da kawen..beranak da pon..
Have you ever been given a rose?
penah..en somi aku bg..ms sebeday aku..
Have you ever licked a photo?
penah gambau blue..oops!gilo apo bek aku jilat eskrem!
Have you ever been in love?
still in love even da nk masok 2 taun kawen..i lap u abg..
Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
mmg ler..yg sejenis pon mesti ade tau
What's your current problem?
eh, xkn nk cite kt khalayak ghamai nih..
Have you ever had your heart broken?
penah ke?wat org penah lar..huhu..sorryyy..
Do you have a crush?
entah..
How many kids do you want to have?
sorg je bley?sakit le branak nih..xder ler insyaalah 4 kot..amin..
What is/are your favorite color/colors?
ceklat opkos..tp wane len2 pon aku ske gak..
Have you ever found it hard to tell anyone you like them?
emm..mmg ler..maluuu..
Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died would you get re-married?
weh xnk ler..Ya allah biau ler aku nih jd hurul aini en somi donia akhirat..amin..
What song do you want played at your wedding?
mase aku kawen xder lagu mak mentua aku xske..tuh sbb mak aku kensel DJ org kampong time tuh..aku pon xske..
Do you like/love anyone?
en somi n anak aku le opkos..
Do you think the person(s) you like/loves love/likes you back?
opkos gak ler aku da bg tau kn cmner die syg aku..
Have you ever written a love song/poem/letter/note?
penah gak..kalau nk tau aku ni sbenaunyer mantan MPR time skolah dulu..bdk2 skol pgl aku sasterawati!!oops!(korg tau ker MPR tuh per?)
Do you want to get married?
kn aku da bgtau td aku da kawen..eh, lebai nih..
Are you a shy person?
mesti ler pompuan..kdg2 je kemaluan aku ilang..eh, bkn2! malu tuh hilang mksd aku..
Did you have a good day today?
x ler..perot aku saket..
Where did you just get back from?
x p memane pon..
What are you thinking about?
xnk mask meeting..bley cmtuh?bosan!!
If you could change something about you or anything what would it be?
mesti ler nk kurus balek!!!cm zmn anak dare dulu..bosan tau jadi bdk gemok nih..
Would you ever go back to any of your past relationships?
tidak skali2..aku kn ade en somi yg terchenta..i lap u abg..(again)
Whose the closest person/people near you ?
aku x tipu sejak aku masok keje cni aku nye bespren mmg john ng nuyul..
Whats the thing you love most about the person you love?
en somi aku encem,bek ati,syg aku sgt..
After you have finished answering all the questions, tagged 5 people that you know.
xyah ler bukan ader org nk layan pon aku yg senget nih..daaaa..
Gilo apo?
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Woman accused of baby murder 'ate brain'
Camno nth aku nyer Yahoo page nih bley jadik Aussie nyer..pastuh aku nmpk tajuk nih..nih pompuan mesti skyzo..gilo bunuh anak sendirik..pahtuh makan..kebulor nk mampos agaknyer smp bley bunoh n mkn otak anak sendirik..nmpk sgt donia dah penghujung..Ya Allah Tobat!!!
A woman charged with murdering her three-and-a-half-week-old son used a knife and two swords to dismember the child and ate parts of his body, including his brain, before stabbing herself in the torso and slicing her own throat, police say.
Otty Sanchez, 33, is charged with capital murder in the death of her infant son, Scott Wesley Buchholtz-Sanchez. She was recovering from her wounds at a hospital, and was being held on $US1 million ($A1.22 million) bail.
San Antonio police chief William McManus said the attack early on Sunday morning occurred a week after the child's father moved out. The child's aunt and two cousins, ages five and seven, were in the house, but none were harmed.
McManus, who appeared uncomfortable as he addressed reporters on Monday, said Sanchez apparently ate the child's brain and some other body parts.
She also tore his face off, chewed off three of his toes and decapitated the infant before stabbing herself.
"It's too heinous for me to describe it any further," McManus said.
Officers called to Sanchez's house at about 5am on Sunday found her sitting on the couch "screaming that she killed her baby," police spokesman Joe Rios said.
They found the boy's body in a bedroom.
Police said Sanchez said the devil told her to kill her son.
"It was a spontaneous utterance," McManus said. "She said she was hearing voices."
Sanchez does not yet have a lawyer, police said, and was hospitalised in San Antonio. The police declined to identify other family members.
Neighbour Luis Yanez said everyone on the street was appalled by the news.
"Why would you do that to your baby?" said Yanez, 23, a tyre technician. "It brings chills to you. They can't defend themselves."
Nota gedik:camne le bley wat anak yg baby lg suci xberdose tuh..kejam betol..
Ya Allah mohon dijauhkn dr perkara2 mcmtuh..aminnnn...
Monday, July 27, 2009
Weekend aku tanpa enche suami lagik..isk..bowing giler woo biler dia takder(enche suami blk klate lagik jage FIL kt sepital)..tapi aku mmg sentiasa bernaseb bek..ari sabtu mak apak aku dtg..mukan tuh saje makcik kesyagn dan adik aku yg br kawen tuh pon sudi dtg menjengok aku..nmpk sgt syg kat aku..ngeee..(prasan betol pdhal nk jumper anak aku jer)..dan ade berita yg sgt gembire..My SIL suda pegnen..(pandai gak adik aku WAT ANAK)..huhu..a'dulillah..niway congrats 2 both of them..hepi tuk diaorg..pasni anak aku suda ade geng tuk mengerjakan kucing kt kampong aku tuh..Ari sabtu aku sgt membusankan!aku tido dr pukol 1 smp 3!anak aku pon tido..ikot mak die yg giler membonkang!..tatau nk wt per..pas asar aku siap2 ajak adik aku bibin g kluar(seb bek bibin coti..hihi..np uitm tuh x tutop jer smp ujong taun?leh teman aku n jage anak aku..jdk bibik xberbayar..kaaahhh..)walaupon kete xder aku gagahgigih gak menunggu bas tgh paneh tuh..yg aku hangin tuh sejam ko tggu bas..ssh betol bas kt tempat aku nih..sesaje beli brg anak+brg dapor..nk tggu en suami blk dr klate alamat x berlauk ler umah aku..bek aku p beli dulu..
sbenaunye aku planning nk smbot sebeday mak aku yg ke 53(21/7/2009)..tp xjdk..(memule mak aku xnk dtg cni last2 jdk plak..)ape2 pon aku ttp bg adiah..ampoon ye mak anak mu nih semekin..hanye tudung tuh je le aku mampu..haha.. (cian mak aku dpt anak yg xberjaye cm aku..pdhal kalo die nk beli tudung tuh 18 helai die bley beli sendiri..die lagi byk duit dr aku..)
Ahad aku p jenjalan kt Jusco..bwk adik2 n makcik aku g sopin2..diorg jele..aku? bley sopin tingkap..giler byk sopin mentang2 SALE..dan anak aku dpt ler baju RAYE sepasang..mekacih yer acik..
iiyyyeeew...
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
aku msh dlm keadaan yg tdk chat..np ler thn nih aku asik kene cirit?tahun cirit melawat aku ke thn 2009 nih?sgt ler seksa..walaupon aku xcht lagik aku terpaksa gak keje arini sbb?aku da bp ari xmsk keje!nih pon asik g toilet ng fenin2 lagik.. nk hapdet pon aku takde kudrat..selama tempoh perciritan nih(betol ke bahasa aku nih?)aku sgt ler berterima kasih ng enche suamiku yg terchenta..mekacih ye bang sbb jage..time sakit nih nmpk sgt enche suami ni mmg sgt chentakn aku..same2 xtido ng aku..kjp2 aku kejotkn die..bangg..
erkk..aku tercirit atas tilam!bkn skali tapi 5 kali!huh!iiiyyieewwwwww...uwekk..sgt meloyakan!tapi smua tuh diluar kawalan..sumpah! aku bkn xkontrol tapi sedau2..oops!dan enche suami selamber saje membersihkan ape yg patot..alahai abg..